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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's a great year!

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1. What do you call four Spanish bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro Sinko

2. What do you call an Italian oil rig worker?

Rigatoni...

3. At a local Jewish deli, a man walks in looking completely defeated.

The waiter asks, “You okay?” He says, “Lost my job, my wife left me, my dog ran away… and it’s my birthday.” The owner hurries over. “What can we do to cheer you up?” He shrugs. “Maybe a pastrami sandwich, matzoh ball soup, and a square knish.” Ten minutes later, five waiters come out singing “Happy Birthday,” carrying a sandwich, hot soup, and a cake with sparklers. He stares at it all, then says, “Where’s the knish?”

4. Played golf today, and Harrison Ford joined us!

5. What do the Irish call 66% of a proper shite?

Two turds.

6. What worse than waking up after a party and finding a peni drawn on your face?

Finding out it was actually traced.

7. What do you call a deaf gynecologist?

A lip reader

8. I used to like tartar sauce.

Until my Dentist showed me how they make it.

9. A father is in a room with his son.

The son asks the dad, “Dad, have you ever had a dream?” The dad replies, “Oh, I had many dreams, son, but they were shattered many years ago…” Intrigued, the son asks, “How many years ago?” The father thinks for a while and then says “How old are you?”

10. A grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “You know, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper looks shocked and says, “You mean you have a drink named ‘Irwin’!?”

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